Drunk, ama

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06/29/2019 at 23:31 • Filed to: None

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Three drinks. How does three drinks make a 220 pound man drunk? 


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Kinja'd!!! facw > AestheticsInMotion
06/29/2019 at 23:34

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I had three glasses of wine tonight and threw up. I take it as a sign I am probably about to die?


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > facw
06/29/2019 at 23:36

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I’m glad you’ve become wise to the dangers of d-hydrogen monoxide at least.

Why so much wine? 


Kinja'd!!! facw > AestheticsInMotion
06/29/2019 at 23:38

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Family event. In any event, I don’t drink that often, but when I do  three glasses is normally more just getting started for me.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > AestheticsInMotion
06/29/2019 at 23:56

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Well, if you had 3 of these...

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... I’d imagine you’d be pretty hammered. Yes, that’s scotch in 12 ounce cans.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 00:03

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A small dog & a elephant walk into a bar. They are on a tinder date. The dog orders bud, the giraffe orders a margarita. They date goes well. The dog goes home to giraffes house, they get in the bed room t o realize small dog can’t bang a giraffe.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > facw
06/30/2019 at 00:06

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Okay, you drink like I drink. Why the issues today? 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/30/2019 at 00:07

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I'm laughing but I don't know what the punchline is


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > fhrblig
06/30/2019 at 00:07

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That's new to me. Looks deadly


Kinja'd!!! facw > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 00:11

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No idea, just hit me pretty hard...


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 00:14

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date slip something in your drink?


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 00:18

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You don't drink much, you've been dieting and working out.  All the sudden you drink and get floored.  This also explains how Bruce Lee went.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 00:18

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Is that California?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 00:32

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I was 235 (now somehow 200) and I get absolutely blasted with three drinks... I don’t drink often.

But maybe it has more to do with the portion sizes....


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 00:34

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Because you have a soft liver.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > gettingoldercarguy
06/30/2019 at 01:44

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Bruce lee died from alcohol..? 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
06/30/2019 at 01:44

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Ha! Washington. Alki Beach is a great place to be on a sunny day


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > wafflesnfalafel
06/30/2019 at 01:45

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Whatever it was, I'm digging it


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2019 at 01:45

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Uh-oh. My hypochondriac instincts are telling me to run to Dr. Google, but my common sense is telling me to relaaaaax


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 03:04

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I thought that was part of the mystery, but a theory was his low body fat and metabolizing meds that usually see larger dudes.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 05:03

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I thought we were asking the questions?


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 07:53

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I thought he got accidentally shot on set? Or was that just his son?


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/30/2019 at 07:53

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Where did the elephant go?


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 07:56

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I pretty much have up booze, I think. Crohn's disease is just a bit more manageable without it. If I had three drinks now I'd probably be drunk, too. 


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Cash Rewards
06/30/2019 at 08:38

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It died of drug overdose. 


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion
06/30/2019 at 10:00

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That glassed in patio looks just like some beachside restaurants in Cali. But now I see that isn't the ocean 


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
06/30/2019 at 12:19

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Talk about burying the lede...


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
06/30/2019 at 20:42

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Well TECHNICALLY you’re looking at the pacific ocean.

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And that’s all open air , no glass! You’re 0 for 2!

They've got a sandy patch about 5 feet wide surrounding the entire place, with lounge chairs set up, and $3 happy hour beers. It's a good spot


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion
07/01/2019 at 02:37

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Damn. I'm going to blame mobile, because photos are too small for my old eyes. If birds can't see glass all the time you can't expect me to!