![]() 06/29/2019 at 23:31 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Three drinks. How does three drinks make a 220 pound man drunk?
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I had three glasses of wine tonight and threw up. I take it as a sign I am probably about to die?
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I’m glad you’ve become wise to the dangers of d-hydrogen monoxide at least.
Why so much wine?
![]() 06/29/2019 at 23:38 |
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Family event. In any event, I don’t drink that often, but when I do three glasses is normally more just getting started for me.
![]() 06/29/2019 at 23:56 |
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Well, if you had 3 of these...
... I’d imagine you’d be pretty hammered. Yes, that’s scotch in 12 ounce cans.
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:03 |
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A small dog & a elephant walk into a bar. They are on a tinder date. The dog orders bud, the giraffe orders a margarita. They date goes well. The dog goes home to giraffes house, they get in the bed room t o realize small dog can’t bang a giraffe.
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:06 |
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Okay, you drink like I drink. Why the issues today?
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:07 |
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I'm laughing but I don't know what the punchline is
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:07 |
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That's new to me. Looks deadly
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:11 |
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No idea, just hit me pretty hard...
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:14 |
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date slip something in your drink?
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:18 |
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You don't drink much, you've been dieting and working out. All the sudden you drink and get floored. This also explains how Bruce Lee went.
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Is that California?
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I was
235 (now somehow 200) and I get absolutely blasted with three drinks... I don’t drink often.
But maybe it has more to do with the portion sizes....
![]() 06/30/2019 at 00:34 |
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Because you have a soft liver.
![]() 06/30/2019 at 01:44 |
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Bruce lee died from alcohol..?
![]() 06/30/2019 at 01:44 |
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Ha! Washington. Alki Beach is a great place to be on a sunny day
![]() 06/30/2019 at 01:45 |
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Whatever it was, I'm digging it
![]() 06/30/2019 at 01:45 |
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Uh-oh. My hypochondriac instincts are telling me to run to Dr. Google, but my common sense is telling me to relaaaaax
![]() 06/30/2019 at 03:04 |
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I thought that was part of the mystery, but a theory was his low body fat and metabolizing meds that usually see larger dudes.
![]() 06/30/2019 at 05:03 |
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I thought we were asking the questions?
![]() 06/30/2019 at 07:53 |
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I thought he got accidentally shot on set? Or was that just his son?
![]() 06/30/2019 at 07:53 |
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Where did the elephant go?
![]() 06/30/2019 at 07:56 |
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I pretty much have up booze, I think. Crohn's disease is just a bit more manageable without it. If I had three drinks now I'd probably be drunk, too.
![]() 06/30/2019 at 08:38 |
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It died of drug overdose.
![]() 06/30/2019 at 10:00 |
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That glassed in patio looks just like some beachside restaurants in Cali. But now I see that isn't the ocean
![]() 06/30/2019 at 12:19 |
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Talk about burying the lede...
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Well TECHNICALLY you’re looking at the pacific ocean.
And that’s all open air , no glass! You’re 0 for 2!
They've got a sandy patch about 5 feet wide surrounding the entire place, with lounge chairs set up, and $3 happy hour beers. It's a good spot
![]() 07/01/2019 at 02:37 |
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Damn. I'm going to blame mobile, because photos are too small for my old eyes. If birds can't see glass all the time you can't expect me to!